At Clinic du Littoral this morning Dr Braguet was
running very late. It was my follow up
appointment after my bladder operation in April and my appointment was for
11.00hrs. There were lots of other
people waiting too, some for my consultant and some for the other two
consultants whose patients use this waiting room too.
The man in the short-sleeved, pink and white striped
shirt scratches his left armpit with his right hand. His black trousers are too short and expose
his thin white socks which are partially covered by black slip-on shoes.
Next to him is a very emaciated woman clutching a
wooden walking stick between blue-veined hands.
Her husband who initially sat on her left side was clearly having
trouble hearing with his left ear and kept asking her to repeat what she’d just
said. After a few minutes he got up and
sat to her right since when their conversation has been easier. You would think he would have known this
before he sat down. He is a man with
extraordinarily small feet, encased in maroon, beige and grey striped socks and
brown leather shoes with very detailed cutwork on the part of the shoes after
the three lace holes.
However, by far the most interesting person waiting to
be seen by a consultant urologist is the man opposite me. His hair is Van Gogh red, mingled with grey
and his beard and moustache are quite long and give an unkempt appearance. He is slight in build and has black
metal-framed glasses with a small, 2-3cm long rocket shaped attachment on the
right arm, just before it wraps around his ear, I don’t know what it is for. His jumper is straw-coloured with a cable
pattern and his green checked tweedy jacket has bound cuffs. His brown trousers are too short but on the
right leg the stitching has come adrift and the hem hangs down evenly. He too sports white socks and new-looking
navy trainers with bright yellow and navy striped laces. Beside him on the bench is a black trilby
type hat with a tan leather band and a Prem’Touch carrier bag alongside a small
black laptop bag also with tan trim.
We have all waited too long. It is now 12.02hrs and the lady sitting the
corner opposite the entrance who had an appointment for 10.15 hrs has just been
called in. It does not bode well. People are mumbling and look miserable as it
is now the hour of eating and they cannot have lunch. They keep checking their watches. I open a funsize Mars bar which I have found
in the far reaches of my bag and the emaciated lady comments on how prepared I
was. Lunch and midday are firmly connected
here in France and their importance in the structure of the day should not be
underestimated.
Only three people now remain who were here on my
arrival – a couple who have hardly communicated with each other since I arrived
and the red-haired man. People have
begun to doubt their own watches and are asking each other the time whilst
pushing their watch-strapped wrists towards the person they’re asking as if in
hope that they will say that the time shown on the dial is incorrect. The mood is low.
The lady previously in the corner with the 10.15hrs
appointment returns to the waiting room and her friend. It is now 12.20hrs – she takes her place
again complaining about the hardness of the seats and clutching her lower back
with her left heavily ringed hand. She
is dressed mainly in black, shoes, tiered skirt and cardigan which is patterned
with cherry sized white spots covering a
white blouse. Her hair is grey, longer
than shoulder length, with the remains of an old frizzy perm.
Her friend has short hair and grey glasses with dark
red sides, a very floral orange top covered by a grey felt coat with orange
blanket stitching around the collar and pockets. Her black crop trouser have little straps and
buttons below the knee and her ballerina type flesh coloured shoes have a band
of bronze plastic across the toes. She
flips the pages of one of the well-worn magazines from the rack appearing not
to take in the content.
Ah – my name is called – thank goodness - and just one
hour and fifty-five minutes late I am going into see the consultant.
The outcome was good.
The operation is deemed a success and I don’t have to see Dr Braguet
again unless I have a problem. I tell
her that she has performed a miracle and that I love her. She smiles and says that it’s always good to
know that a patient is happy.
Three things I like:
1.
The duck breast with new potatoes and salad which I have just
eaten for lunch.
2.
The sound of the bubbles of gas in my homemade elderflower champagne
glugging through the airlock.
3.
The clear shelf behind me now I have dealt with the paperwork
which was building.